Sister Saturday with Sascha


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Oh my, sometimes Saturdays can be so noisy. That evil Dyson is out n’ about on Saturday I it is just too noisy for my sweet little ears. That Dyson is always yelling about something. Honestly, I keep thinking that the evil Dyson will choke on all of the cat fur, but it hasn’t happen yet. Usually I get up in the top of the cat tree and it doesn’t seem to follow me up there.

I think some other noise might just start today too. You see, I don’t like the brush or the comb, nope, not at all. Well,I’ve done got myself a few fur mats and I think Dad is going to turn those clippers on and buzz them right out. They’re good ones too, the mats, not the clippers. I don’t like the clippers much either, but it really does feel better with those mats gone, so I guess I will tolerate it, for at least one full minute. I just hope the buzz spots are not too obvious otherwise the others will be making fun of me. Plus, I will have to make sure that Mom doesn’t get any pics of my buzzed spots.

Doesn’t it sound like I am going to have a fun weekend? I do hope your weekend is fun! Adopt cats, we deserve it!!! More Forever Homes More Often! Purrrr! Zip! Later!

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Max the Quilt Cat
11 years ago

Hope you get past the buzzing and the Dyson and can get on to the important part of the weekend: the naps. have a good one.

hugs, Max

11 years ago

My dear, that is a STUNNING photo of you!

Speedy Rabbit
11 years ago

you do look beautiful Sascha in that photo.the horrible stuff will soon be over and then you can get on with enjoying the weekend.xo Speedy and Mum


Our guys run to the basement when the Dyson comes out, but are fascinated by the iRobot .

11 years ago

Sascha, you gotta keep those mats out of your furs so you keep on looking good for Dante. I bet he has many mats in his long hair. You are so lucky to have such a handsome young man to go on dates with now. Hope all of you have a great week end and don’t work too hard.

Hannah and Lucy
11 years ago

Sascha you look beautiful and hope you will be brave while the clippers are buzzing your matts away. Dante will love you anyway matts and all!
Luv Hannah and Lucy xx xx

Feeling Beachie - Hilary

oh that dyson is a doosie

11 years ago

At least you’re just having buzz spots. We know some cats with mats who end up bald! 🙂

The Florida Furkids
11 years ago

We don’t like it when the sucky monster comes out. Mom’s been using the Roomba a lot because it doesn’t scare us.

The Florida Furkids

11 years ago

Hey Sascha, Jet here.

Puff has some naughty mattes too… he does NOT permit Mom to touch him much, so, it’s tricky to remove them. JJ and I get a few occasionally and Mom goes to work, lickety split!

Hope the evil Dyson makes quick work of it and the matte removal is painless. 🙂

11 years ago

I’s got big fluffy fur like youz sascha..mine matts and I’s have to have a trim..Likes youz I feels better afterwoods…Youz don’t need too’s worry about mez..Mollie on left mez outside for a second, and I didn’ts weally get wet 🙂
Have a great weekend xx00xx

Katie Isabella
Katie Isabella
11 years ago

Oh Sister Sascha…you are looking very alluring this mirning. The Dyson will steer clear of you, especially if you are atop your tree with Dante. Mats? Admiral used to get them because she had curly furs but me..not a one. SO FAR! xoxo

Callie (a.k.a. Trouble)

Sascha, you have to start tolerating the brushing so that your furs will be all shiny for Dante!

prancer pie
11 years ago

You’ll be lovely even wif your buzzed spots, Sascha! Those mats are the most hateful things ever! We hate them.

Cindy Dodd
11 years ago

Hope you won’t get bald like Rosie did when she was to get “just a few mats” trimmed off!

The Teacher's Pets
11 years ago

You don’t look stressed at all about the vacuum or the soon-to-be haircut, my friend! You look purrfectly relaxed and I hope to see your new “do” here soon!
Thanks for your caption for our Silly Saturday Photo Caption Contest! We know you won once but we don’t mind having you win twice….a few other contestants won twice and never complained!:)

11 years ago

Sascha, you’re such a beautiful girl, no one would even notice any mats on you. I’ve been getting a couple popping up on my backside – horrors! But they are pretty darn uncomfortable, aren’t they? Best to buzz ’em off. Hang in there, catch ya on the flip side of it all! MOL – Rascal xx

Andrea and the Celestial Kitties

Oh boy… mats are no fun! You sould go the brushy route because it’s not nearly as objectionable as the clippers.. Poor girl

11 years ago

No noises here today! We are having a nice, quiet Caturday.

Layla Morgan Wilde (Cat Wisdom

We have an evil Dyson too that not used nearly enough. Have you tried a Furminator?

Zee and Zoey - Deb Barnes

Sascha – our Jazz is full of mats and he is old and cranky and gets SO MAD when we try to brush him!! You at least admit that it feels better once the mats are out of your fur… Have a great weekend!

Eric and Flynn
11 years ago

Our sucky monster isn’t called Dyson, but it is just as evil. We hope your de-matting doesn’t leave you with too many bald spots.

11 years ago

What a thoughtful look on pretty Sascha’s face.
I don’t think she knows the clippers are coming… shhhh

11 years ago

Oh Sascha, so much suffering to be beautiful for your Dante! But that Dyson is a nasty piece of work!! xx

Chancy and Mumsy
11 years ago

Not to worry sweet Sascha your beauty will draw all eyes to itself so not to worry on any buzz spots. We don’t have a Dyson but Mumsy has one of those ole noisy things too and the kitties go hide under whatever bed that noisy thing is not near. It don’t bother me though, I follow Mumsy all over the house with that noisy thing and help her clean. Hugs and nose kisses

Spitty the Kitty
11 years ago

My Human keeps threatening to get one of them Dysons too because of MY beautiful furs! Can you imagine??

Purrs for the kitties to find a home XOXOXO

Mark's Mews
11 years ago

Sorry about the mats!

Saturdays are quiet here. TBT’s political TV shows arent on in the afternoon, an Grampa likes to watch his golf tournaments instead of HIS political TV shows. So the TV is calm, an TBT an Grampa arent “discussing things”, so THEY are quiet.

11 years ago

Me is soooo happy me has short thin hairs! Hissy old Licorice used to get mats, and the clippers. He hated that! But he LIKED having the evil Dyson suck the extra loose furs off.

Laila and Minchie
11 years ago

Now, Sister Sascha, since you now have Dante as your handsome mancat, you will need to get use to that comb because you will want to keep your furs nice and soft and unmatted for him. What price beauty, right?

Texas, a cat in New York

I think we’re going to have the noise tomorrow here :-/
Hope you have a great Sunday!

caren gittleman
11 years ago

oh dear Sascha!! Buzzing and Dysons? That doesn’t sound like fun at all. Hope your Sunday is A LOT “easier!”

Michelle Pennington (@ShellePenn on Twitter)

With a name like Dyson it hopefully will Die-Soon!

Shelle, Milo, Dixie and Newby,