Hello everyone and welcome to Mancat Monday. I’ve been trying really hard to teach Brother Simon some of the important things about life inside. For the most part he is doing rather well, but sometimes he does seem to get a bit distracted. I try to have daily lessons for Brother Simon and fortunately for him I assign very little homework. Here’s some of the things currently on the training agenda:
- Stop, relax and smile. Whatever it is you’re chasing probably won’t go very far. Take time out on a regular basis, have a snooze and show that you are happy with a smile.
- Don’t chase the flickering candle light. We don’t have real candles here, they are fake, but while the flickering light looks real, chasing it up the walls only irritates the peeps.
- Litter is in the litter box for a reason. If you don’t like it when the Dyson wakes up and starts grumbling then try tossing a little less litter out of the box and onto the floor.
All in all Brother Simon is a very good student and I’m pleased with his progress. Maybe I will give him some homework today. Hey Brother Simon, work on number 1 on the list please.
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