Tabby Tuesday with Stealthy Crash Boom Simon

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Hello gang, it’s Tabby Tuesday with yours truly Simon and I’ve got my big green eyes peeled for anything unusual. No, they’re not actually peeled eyes, that sounds like it would hurt, but they are wide open. Hey, while I’m thinking about it, the Dad is going to have his left eye peeled on March 18th, yep, he has scheduled his 2nd cataract surgery.

Now then, about those crash bank things. I am innocent until proven guilty and have nothing to do with any of those late night crash bangs. Don’t believe me? Well, the Dad and Mom said they don’t believe me either, but that’s their problem. It might have been that No Simon dude or the famous Stoppit Simon dude, but it wasn’t me. Good thing it happens mostly at night when everyone is sleeping, that way nobody really knows for sure.

I’m pretty stealthy though and you just never know when or where I might appear. Plus, I’m able to leap tall cat trees in a single bound. Sometimes in might take a bound or two if I don’t get just the running start. I have, on occasion, used one of the others as a trampoline and I can tell you first paw that they didn’t seem too thrilled about that. Oops, it really was an accident and I know I should look before I leap.

Okay gang, gotta run, literally! Y’all have a fun Tuesday and I’ll see you soon! Remember, adopt cats, we deserve it!!!!! More Forever Homes More Often! Purrrrr! Zip! Later!

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42 thoughts on “Tabby Tuesday with Stealthy Crash Boom Simon

  1. Summer

    Simon, cats that cause trouble are my human’s favorite types! If your humans can’t take you anymore, you can always come here! Although you may get smacky paws from Binga.

  2. Diane D

    Simon, you young-ones sure have an over abundance of energy. We see that in our Ricky & Lucy after years of living with senior cats! Jump high my furry friend.

  3. Nicki and Derry

    Yeah, Nicki tries the same “Not Nicki” line of defense, but it’s pretty hard to convince the human of that when something happens and Derry’s curled up beside her in bed at night. 😛

    Simon, you’re just full of beans, and full of fun!

    Best of luck to your dad re: his second cataract surgery!

  4. lisa

    Innocent until proven guilty is always our motto. The parental units can make inferences and hypothesize all they want……(wink). And, peeled or not, you eyes are stunning!

  5. Teddy

    That’s a great photo of you Simon! And I’m happy your Dad is getting his other eye peeled (!!) and fixed because he is happy with #1 eye and just think – TWO NEW EYES! Very cool. I know you’ll take good care of him after his surgery too…….right?

    Hugs, Teddy

  6. Eastside Cats

    Egads, Simon…the visual of ‘eyes peeled’ is GROSS! Last night, Da Boyz pulled their toy box down, and both of them denied doing it, despite no one else being in the area. What I want to know is, who put the softball in their toy box?!? Where did that come from?

  7. Adorapurr

    At our house ev-furry-one is presumed innocent until they are caught red-paw’d in the act of destruction. I’m storing up my healing purrs to use on your daddy, Bwian! Hims in good hands.

  8. Sandee

    I’m thinking your peeps know it’s you, but they love you just the same. Family is family and you have to stick together.

    Thank you for joining the Happy Tuesday Blog Hop.

    Have a fabulous Happy Tuesday, and week. My best to your peeps. ♥

  9. The OP Pack

    Brother Simon, never let it be said that you don’t know how to have fun:) Lightning is the trampoline here. It is almost a daily occurrence for one of the other two to use his back as a stepping stone:)

    Woos – Lightning, Misty, and Timber

  10. da tabbies o trout towne

    dood……be jezuz we hope dad doez knot get a peelin on his eyez either….coz yea that wood hurt
    like soundz like yell !!! heerz two a grate day N stayin IN trubullz 😉 ♥♥

  11. Deziz World

    Hey Simon, I’s used sissy as a jumpin’ board a time or two also. Let me tell ya’, she is not a fan. The hissin’ and growlin’ is a bit over dramatic I’s think, but she insists. Be careful. Big hugs

    Luvs ya’

    Raena and Dezi

  12. William’s Kith & Kin

    We know you would never do such things, Simon. But have you ever tipped over a cat tree in a leap? Izzy used to do that here until Mom attached one to the other with a bungee cord. Now they wobble but they don’t fall down!

  13. Angel Foley Monster, Pocket and River Song

    Don’t ever admit to anything. You have a bunch of cats living with you that you can blame. And, if you don’t want to do that them blame Sum Udder Cat

  14. Angie

    Simon – hmmm … Sometimes our adults wake up in the morning and the touch screen oven is beeping, or the downdraft is humming away. Is that the same as “crash bank”? And can I say you have lovely eyes? Surely that makes up for many a ‘crash bank’?

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